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Shoe Polish
06.07.05 (2:15 am)   [edit]
I got asked an interesting question today.
Would you rather marry someone who doesn't want kids or marry someone who'd end up loving the kids more than you.
Hmm.
This always cracks me up (from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) Don't ask me why, but it just does.

'Hey Marvin, is that you?' said Zaphod into the phone. 'How're u doing kid?'
There was a long pause before a low thin voice came up the line.
'I think you ought to know im feeling very depressed' it said.
Zaphod cupped his hand over the phone. 'Its Marvin' he said.
'Hey Marvin' he said into the phone again 'We're having a great time. food, wine, a little personal abuse and the universe going foom. Where can we find you?'
Again the pause.
'You don't have to pretend to be interested in me you know. I know perfectly well im only a menial robot'.
'Ok ok' Said zaphod. 'But where can we find you?'
'Reverse primary thrust, Marvin' thats what they say to me. 'open airlock 3 Marvin. Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper?' can I pick up that piece of paper! here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to...'
'Yeah yeah' sympathised Zaphod hardly at all.
'But im quite used to being humiliated' droned marvin. 'I can even go stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go stick my head in a bucket of cold water? I've got one ready, wait a minute'.
'Er, hey Marvin...' interrupted Zaphod, but it was too late.
Sad little clunks and gurgles came up the line.
'Whats he saying?' asked Trillian
'Nothing.' said Zaphod. 'he just phoned up to wash his head at us.'

Yes, I understand I have a pathetic sense of humour. But I relate to Marvin. I'm just like him. A paranoid Android.
 

posted by: tinkerbitch (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (4:40 am)

lol you and me both! I love this post!


posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (4:52 am)

Reply to: tinkerbitch
*grin* Cheers ;) loved the pics on your blog =)


posted by: tinkerbitch (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (8:14 am)

Reply to: VodkaB
Thanks a bunch :)


posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (2:49 pm)

meuf. :P No u aint. coz marvin cud (and doez in da book) bore a warbot to death. ;) andddd u cudnt, even if u tried.

too sexy. :P u are. *tickliez* and too interesting.


posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (2:52 pm)

on oder newz.

u knoe wot puzzlez me more. how doez one gauge lurve. u need a measure to say he lovez da kidz more dan her right. how do we measure. amount of cuddlez. amount of giftz. amount of ... woot?

how can lurve be measured.

even da absense of lurve iz perceptual. nyeh. complicated subject matter. :P *bounciez hard.. and runz after da qat in pink bootz*


posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (3:28 pm)

Reply to: tinkerbitch
Nooo problem ;)


posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (3:31 pm)

Reply to: newbie
You'd be surprised. :P


posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (3:36 pm)

Reply to: newbie
Very Complicated to measure love..there are only comparisons, but tis difficult to measure. What was asked was which would be a better scenario ;)

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