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The Most Meaningless Conversation In The World
10.25.04 (6:10 am)   [edit]
And the longest title to date. :roll:
I've a tummy-ache. The phrase springs to mind "Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die".

Here's the weird arse conversation I had this morning. I'm not telling you which one is me.

A: Dung.
B: What?
A: This place smells like fertiliser.
B: No, what'd you say before that?
A: Dung?
B: Yeah. No. The Body Shop.
A: What?
B: Smells like that wood.
A: What wood?
B: Body shop...That wood...
A: Sandalwood?
B: Yeah.
A: More Like Gak now.
B: Play-Doh.
A: *Smack* Same Difference
B: Owww!
A: Did you know you walk quicker with smaller steps when you're cold?
B: Shut up. Just get in the bloody bus.
A: You should have brought your sweater.
B: Smells like wet leather.
A: I don't care. This whole place smells like cod-liver oil.

There you have it. Don't even THINK about who I am in that conversation. I'm out of oestrogen and I have a gun. :P
I just aggravated my stomach by eating a whole tub of French Vanilla Chocolate Fudge. Someone shoot me.

Something weird happened. My mother came in and we were just having a conversation, and somewhere in it she said 'that sucks'. I cracked up laughing. How many 'traditional' mothers like mine say such things? She was appalled. walked out of my room saying "I'm influenced by your culture." Yes'm.

Nap time, before I throw a tantrum or my baby brother across the room.
 


posted by: rizi (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (6:14 am)

nice blog u have got!!!
u write well too




posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (6:17 am)

Reply to: rizi
Thank you! :)



posted by: amber (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (8:49 am)

hieee hmm intersting blog...sigh* r.s essay is hard..haha and rite...tats like me calin my mum a cow..and her sayin..."u called me a behess?! [cow in hindi]"..lolz neways..*hug* cyaa



posted by: Fisherman (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (9:37 am)

niec one u got :P wat to go man.. :D



posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (10:50 am)

Ouch! Now go read my blog, it should help (hands over some kisses)



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (10:52 am)

Reply to: amber
Thx for visitin amburr. :Þ I dont know i think your name's better with the burr. burrs are annoyingly fun.
Hug. Come Baq Soon



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (10:52 am)

Reply to: Fisherman
Thanks :)



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (10:53 am)

Reply to: almsthvn
I'm on mi way!



posted by: Dariana (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (7:09 pm)

Just ran in to say hi before tblog throws me out AGAIN! First time I ever saw the word DUNG was on Neopets, lol. Now its here. :-)



posted by: me (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (9:14 pm)

pssssssssssst its me!! *grin* hi amber. hi vods. hi me.



posted by: cornelio (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (9:43 pm)

Write another things like this. Kind a really weird. Take Care



posted by: amis89 (reply)
post date: 10.25.04 (10:18 pm)

ahhh dudes, neopets! The only place you can starve animals for years and they still live! DAMN BLOODY RIGHT!



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (12:01 am)

Reply to: Dariana
*laugh* you are a neopetter? I lost 14 million so I gave it up :(



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (12:01 am)

Reply to: me
Allozz me



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (12:02 am)

Reply to: cornelio
*grin* Sure, I think. Thanks for dropping by!



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (12:02 am)

Reply to: amis89
Tell me about it. 4 Years and counting. I havn't fed them. Well I did, out of guilt this morning. *goes pink* Vodka_B. look at em...all well fed and happy..



posted by: 14u2nv (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (9:41 am)

lol my mother taught me to cuss so I'm used to that one. :)



posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (1:06 pm)

Reply to: 14u2nv
Well Done *grin*



posted by: 14u2nv (reply)
post date: 10.26.04 (2:02 pm)

Reply to: VodkaB
yeah f*#% you too..err umm I mean thanks rofl.

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