Not that the title is remotely possible in Hong Kong, but nevertheless... Today's been an odd day, or shall I put it as a sexed up day. Theres just too much sex in the world on a Friday. Or perhaps its because its Friday. But thats a whole different story.
Top Ten Things That Tell You Its Friday (For Those Who Cringe Around Sexual Content, This Title Has Been Reworked For Your Benefit. Happy Reading. Else, Go Find Yourself A Sheep)
1. A Doggy couple I passed on the way home. Couldn't keep their (fore) paws off each other.
2. Freud. We're Doing the Oedipus Complex. This is when a boy falls in love with his mother but is scared of his father's authority and thinks that if he loves his mother his father will castrate him. Therefore he identifies (tries to be more like) the father in order to get closer to his mother. All this happens at the ripe old age of 3. Exactly what I thought. :roll:
3. That Fancl advertisement on the bus was oozing sex. Be thinner! Get more guys! All this by drinking liquidised dietary icky stuff. And then she pretty much ended up rubbing up against her chair in a seductive manner. Fun.
4. It's Friday.
5. A song I was listening to earlier in the bus. (George Michael - Freeek)
6. This couple in the bus. Normally I'd be minding my own business staring out the window, but my MP3 battery had died. So, he's sitting next to me, and the girl opposite him. He reaches down to massage her ankles. Works his way up. Flips her skirt up over (yes, over) her head. I had my gaze firmly fixed on the dude sitting opposite me, from then onwards, who was about 80 and white as a sheet. Atleast in the end they decided to take the seat behind us. Lesson learnt. ALWAYS carry spare batteries.
7. So There I was, red in the face because I was trying not to laugh, and I spot this couple in the back seat of a car having some fun of their own. Isn't bondage wonderful? Well, not really when the girl's eyes are bibbed shut (they had a baby carseat on the floor, the kid was in the front seat (asleep). Damn the red lights!) and from what I'd glanced at (tsk) They had wound spark plugs round her wrist? Improvisation is key, no? :p
8. License Plates. I spotted a FU2 and IWN U2 and 53X and so on. Heh.
9. About half our articles bought to our course were based on sex and sex appeal.
10. A taxi with another taxi on it's hood. Which I conveniently heard the children in the seat close to me say 'Mama why is that taxi getting on top of the other taxi?' This coming from a 6 year old. The mother cracked up and so did I.
Sex on the brain. Insane in the membrane.
Feeling: Lustily Blaming It On Friday. That, and the fact that I now have a week off studying. *Cheers*
*laughs* and all this with out the necessary butt lift, incredible *writes notes in a small notepad* so when did these symptoms first occur?
posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (6:41 am)
Reply to: Plainclothes21
ooh just about 1pm this afternoon *nods*
posted by: me (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (6:41 am)
do meee do meee!!
posted by: rinna (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (6:58 am)
yep - tis the day to be horny and not have anyone to boink.
excuse me while i hunt down brogonzo for some drylove...rofl
posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (7:54 am)
Reply to: me
I don't happen to know anyone who goes by the name 'me' except myself :( and well you but you doesn't count. okay, I've confused meself now.
posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (7:54 am)
Reply to: rinna
*laugh* have fun. better than b&ging the corner of a table. :P
posted by: Dariana (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (7:58 am)
lmao, this was a great post to read. Number 10 is too funny, I got a visual, lol.
posted by: VodkaB (reply)
post date: 10.15.04 (8:14 am)
Reply to: Dariana
*grin* glad you liked it *laugh* kids, eh. adorable mites.
Lustily Blaming It On Friday. That, and the fact that I now have a week off studying. *Cheers*