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STD's And The Flu
06.29.04 (12:36 am)   [edit]
I feel absolutely horrid. I've got the flu and I've used up all my sick days at work
Yesterday (Monday) I had my second last operation, and now I'm flu-ey and Back-achy and PMS-ey. I wanna curl up and die.
My voice is acting up, too.
It's in four stages, outlined below:
Stage 1 - Normal
Stage 2 - Froggy Croak
Stage 3 - Gone
Stage 4 - Husky
Stage 5 - Normal
Now, sometimes I jump from stage 2, to stage 4, then to stage 3, but so far we've been going in order.
I feel too tired to write. Inspiration is not striking me, and neither are my prescribed antibiotics, so I thought I'd just do a quiz to find out which Horrible Affliction I am.
The results are In!


Congratulations, you're syphilis!
Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through unprotected sex), you're one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that's only the delicious beginning. Later on, you'll cause a rash, and then slip away ... but you won't be gone. No no, my friend. You're far too cunning.
You'll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you've infected has sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you'll start to erode their muscles and nerves! In fact, you'll eventually lead, if left untreated, to malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!
And that's not all - if you infect a pregnant women, you'll also be passed to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh .. I won't tell anyone if you won't.
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