Bang! I seem to have fallen out of bed. lately, this has been happening way too often for my own good (or for my back, but thats another matter entirely). Groaning, i sit up straight and wonder what the hell happened this time. Earthquake? Typhoon? My sleepy eyes slide into focus. I landed on mango this time. Must've kicked Mango onto the floor before performing a free roll off the edge of the bed. No damage done, except a slightly sore tailbone. Up we get, then. Only, i get knocked back down by a small, bright yellow cannonball careening straight at my knees. Wince in pain. Its only my little brother. Grab the edge of the bed for support as I get back to my feet. It feels like i've a lead weight attached to me. I Look down. Not so much a lead weight as a little devil. "Get off my leg!" I howl, as he clings mercilessly, smiling evilly up at me. The only response is a sudden shriek of pain (from me) as his teeth sink into my leg. Its becoming a habit, these monday morning blues (even though its friday). I hop out of the room, dragging my leaded leg out along behind me. Time to surrender. "What do you want now?" *Sigh* :roll: He's cute, you can't resist bending over to pinch his cheek. I do so, only to receive a slap on my ass. Yieee! "Move, you're blocking the corridor. I'l do it again if u don't get out of the way." Sigh. That'd be my other brother. 13 and already developing perverse ways to annoy me. I sidle up against the wall and let him pass by. The yellow, clinging kid on my leg detaches and follows meekly behind my brother. The door to his room slams as I turn away. I hear sniffles. The yellow bug is standing outside the closed door, looking mournfully up at it where once was the back of my brothers head. Smart. "Aiyoh. Come here kichi...come. we go play with bubbles on the podium okay?" I stubbornly push the facts that I have an Exam i havn't studied for in 3 hours, and That i have to cook for 26 people tonight to the back of my head. I love this yellow bug. All his 2 and a half broken sentences i've come across today are... "we go podium bubble byebye?" "No cheese yoghurt fruit fish eating me!" "I want broom" "Pooda also coming down to market?" "(Hysterical screechy noises)" "Goo-bye, So long, to you my friend" (From Bear in the big blue house) "Mam look I want that!" "No" "Gimme phone" and the conversation with Amber ensues..."Hi! Watshup? Okay, Yah. How ah you? Okay Buhbye see you take care buhbye see you! Pooda got food. No in kitchen. No gone toilet..." At this point I snatch the phone away and once again, I have a yellow bug attached to my leg, his teeth firmly stuck into my stockings. Again. Sigh. Now you wonder what old spice has got to do with it. Nothing, actually. Its just been mentioned in too many phonecalls lately. Odd topic, but oh well. ;) Now, my plans for the day. I've surgery again tonight. Decided that instead of going once a week and treatment lasting for 8 weeks, I'll go twice a week and cut down on the pain that way. Well, sort of. I now officially have 26 people living in my house thanks to the upcoming wedding. :evil: I just wish I had a comfier couch...sigh. But, on the other hand, MTV is now my lullaby and I wake up so early I actually get to take my own sweet time in the shower, paying no heed to the 15 or so people banging down the door. Wicked. :twisted: Hope your Mond-...I mean Friday is better than mine! Cheers!
NOTICE: I've decided to start a word of the week (WOTW) feature. The word will be located on the comment board in the lower left corner of my blog. There are two conditions. Firstly, the word is to be used In a conversation with anyone during the week as many times as you wish. Post your most clever sentence with your username on the message board. The person with the most clever sentence will receive the (following) prizes: 1 - a link to your blog/website from mine. 2 - 25 tbucks 3 - A graphic image created by myself to place anywhere you like to show how smart you are :wink: The next word will be posted monday! Watch that space!
