Seeing as I'm throwing out old files, I am going to immortalise the many things scribbled over them over the last 4 years during countless lessons in Tippex and Parmanent Markers. Here We Go.

Bite me, Inscribed Inside A Heart. Block head. Foxy Lady. Please Don't Take My Sunshine Away. My everything file. Limits. Fairy Tails. Wheres Wally?. Snoopy Drawing. Exam. Oink. Mushroom Man. Music Makes Me Groove. You Rock My World. Start. Guitars. Fishes. Hairbrush Flu. Drawings Of Flowers, Faces, Fish And Arrows. Bite Me. Tippex Rules. Pooja Lisa And Gazal. Signatures. Haagen Dazs. Yo! Wazzup?. Feck Kyle. In Life You Love The One Whom You Can Never Have. Audience. Respect. Bai|eYz Rox!. The Roaring 20's. Cheese. Food. A Dancing Mushroom?. So Cute. I Hate You. Magic Beans. Bugs. Skool Slut. You Can Go Anywhere If You Walk Fast, Carry A Clipboard And Look Worried. Flagpole. Tchaikovsky Nutcracker Mushroom Ballet Dancer. Group Hug. So Much Crap. No. Tic Tac Toe. I Won! B52. Melon Vodka. No More Space!. Bean Stalk. Flowers And Butterflies. Complicated. All Your Fault!. I'm Hungry. Say What? So? Sugar!. Huh?. KGV. Luv Luv Luv. No Commentz. The Thong Song. You Sent Him A Thong? Yup!. Why? Cos!. Why? Forget It. Sweet Stuff. Cherubic. Can We Sing A Song? My Love After You My Only Prize, Would Be A Bullet Between My Eyes. Sexy Thang. Love Me, Leave Me. Sups? Blinks. I Rule. Yum!. Smile. Slut. Re The Fuck Lax. I Love Abaja. Boo Boo. Stand Out! Colours. Cat. Gurl. Purfect. Credit Cards. Maxed Out. Two Times. Deco. Pink. Apple Of My Eye. Dawg. Boy. I Love Food. Wood. Jealousy. Party Girl. He Did It Again! I Know! It Sucks! Get Over It. He Hates Me Now. Chill. Pet. Sexy Eyes. Healing Eventually. Slow Process. Photosynthesis. Attitudes Are Contagious, Mine Would Kill You!. Toronto, Canada!. Caution, Children Ahead!. Meow. Its Me, Pooj! Pixel People. When I Die, Bury Me Upside Down So The World Can Kiss My Ass!. Parp! Find Wally! Who's Boyfriend? Mine? No, Yours! Oh, Right. I Really Don't Give A Rats Ass About You. Yes, You. Fool. Strength. Flower. Hope Remains. Child Of Our Time. Bonaqua. Ankh. Sings A Song And Doesn't Deal With Criticism. We Never Change, Do We? Join The Dots. Nobody Loves Me, Its True, Not Like You Do. Sour Sour Times. Revenge Of The Number. Good Morning Baby! Always. Flax On a Distaff. Who's Gonna Save Me? Dragons In The Dawn. I'm a Neurotic Person. I Am My Bored Little Brown Toasters Lemon Tea Bug. Howl At The Moon And Lay With Me In The Dewy Grass So We Can Count The Stars By The Light Of The Moon. Be Swift, Be cunning, But Above All, Be Invisible. Forged Signatures. Offender Profiling. Concise, Cochise, Who Cares? Jelly Belly. I'm Too sexy For My Shirt. Maggoty Brainworm. Blah. Religion Exists In Order To Keep Us From Feeling Our Own Absurdity. Religion Is An Opened Window With A Dark Curtain. A Glorious Metaphor For The Souls Desire. There Is Only Desire. How Does A Poet Know When A Poem Is Ended? It Lies Flat, Taut, Nothing Can Be Added Or Subtracted. for Me, There Is Emotion. Part Of The Vast Discourtesy Of The World, Swept Up Between Smooth, Functioning Predictability And The Need For Disruption. A Door Closes, A Door Opens. Just Words. Candy Necklace, Candy Ring, Well Its Just A Thing, To Forget My Woes They Say Hurry Girl, Forget Your Woes. Word Collage. Who Knows? There Is No Pain, Gutted Emptiness Alone That Nothing Can Fill, Forever Empty. Feel At Home. Ik Hou Van Der Nederlands. An Expatriate Artiste. A Writer Of Conscience, I The Most Prodigal And Mundane Of Historians. You Can Tell a Man Not By What He Believes, But By What Worries Him. Good Lord! And I Said Who...Zig N Zag! Sunrise. Home And Away. Slut Dice. How Long Is Now? Everybody Hold On To Love. The Grateful Dead. Brothers And Sisters Unite, Its The Time Of Your Life. Freeze Dried Romance And Tomatoes. Sparks. Sunset. I Love You, I Hate You, I Just Can't Live Without You. I Breathe You I Taste You I Just Can't Live Without You. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmm. With The Windows All Closed. Through The Rest Of Time. Pretty Woman. A Ring For A Rose. Bullet Proof Vest. Bleed For Me. I'm Too Cynical, I'm Just Sitting Here, I'm Just Wasting My Time, Half A Million Civilians Gonna Die Today, But Look The Wrong Way. Foolish. I Hear Voices. I See Dead People. Am I The Reason You Breathe, Or Am I The Reason You Cry? Hop Skip Rape. Turn The Radio Off, To Hear A Song, Oh Please Don't Give Up, You Have A Voice, Don't Lose It. You Have A Choice, So Choose It, You Have A Brain So Use It, The Time Has Come, To Peace The Fuck Out. Sweet Loving SugarCoated Mallow Milk Shakey Honey Dipped Cheese Melting Orange Juicy Mozzarella Pepperoni Spicy Bacon Icy Peanut Butter Lovin' Friend. You'd Be Surprised. Love Be The Enemy Now. Year Of The Scavenger, Season Of The Bitch. Body Language. Beautiful Occupation. Call To The Diamond Dogs. Diamond Dogs Are Poachers And They Hide Behind Trees, Hunt You To The Ground They Will, Mannequins With Kill Appeal. Shiny Disco Balls. Forever Is As Long As You Make t. My Head Is Battling With My Heart, All Logic Has Been Torn Apart. This Life Is So Confusing, Feels Like I'm Always Losing. Sway. Come Away With Me. Baby Got Back. Break The Glass. Kal Ho Naaho. Time Of Your Life. Gotta Spread Love Around, Stay Down. The End Of The Affair. The Anger Dance. You're Fooling Yourself. Cos You Say You Love Me, Then You Do It Again, You Do It Again, You Say You're Sorry, Then You Do It Again, You Do It Again And Again And Again. This'l Turn into Something Else, Something Else, And When It Does I'l Be Somewhere Else, Somewhere Else...We Make Up, We Break Up, Its No Fun, I'm All Over And Done. Post Modern Ceramics And All The New Arrivals. Its There All The Time, The Sound Of Too Much Everything, But No-One Ever Listens To It Because Once You Start To Listen, You Can Never Stop, And In The End It Will Drive You Crazy. The Object Of Persecution Is Persecution. The Object Of Torture Is Torture. The Object Of Power Is Power. Now Do You Begin To Understand Me? - Goerge Orwell, 1984. Secret Of The Land. Tippex Scented Paint Bucket Filled With Chicken. Spastic German Runs Naked. Floccinaucinihilipilifica tion. Telecomunicafonicadictada taperdigitalautorewind. Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No Hair. Revolving Gerbils With Numb Butts. Food, Cheese, Wine. Peas, Potatoes And Carrots. Goldfish Crackers Cause Memory Loss. Where Was I? Keys In The Fridge. Box. Train. Fly Away Poojie. Quote 'You Have Strange Thought Patterns'. I Hate Duddy! When life Gives You Lemons, Shut Up And Just Eat The Damned Lemons! Born Confused. Noughts And Crosses. Can I Get a Woo Woo? Zebra Crossing. Gimme Now! Sex And Candy. Spandex. Hair Gel. Page By Page. Beware Of Sars. I'm A Little TeaPot Short And Stout. Attitude. Yoplait! You Play? Whats Your Name? It Doesn't Matter What Your Name Is! Why? A Perfectly Sensible Piece Of Innocent Forensic Stuffing. I Am Disinclined To Acquiest Your Request. That Means No! Yay! Book Of Dreams. Passport To Liberty And Freedom From Mundane Circumstances. Ai Shiteru. Carry On Papa. Sun Sun Fishy Blossom Bubbles Buttercup I Am Powerful! Colour Me Pink So I Get Tickled Pink And Pickled Tink. North South East West. Whats Missing? Thorns. All Roses Have Thorns. I Used To Be Cold Hearted. Now I Just Don't Get It. So Slow Sir Andrew. For You Are Quoting Shakespeare. Don't Criticise My Tattoo. You Got Him Forever Immortalised On Your Body? Who? What? Nevermind. No, What!? Shh, Teacher's Looking. I Don't Know Where To Get It. Labeled. No! Bloodi Hell! And Thats All There Is, There Isn't Any More. Where My Mind Is At Is Where My Soul Is At And If My Souls Intact Then My Minds Intact. As My Thoughts Submerge These Are Those Words. Babble Babble Bitch Bitch Rebel Rebel Party Party Sex Sex Sex And Don't Forget The Violence. The End. Phew.